Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 01, April 2, 1870 by Various
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PUNCHINELLO'S NEW CHARTER. THE GREAT PLATFORM OF THE RINGS. The Lions and the Lambs lie down together, While the "Sun" stands still. The People of the State of New-York, represented by PUNCHINELLO and his troop of admirers, hereby enact: § 1. All the offices now provided by law with within the City and County of New-York, shall be put in a grand grab-bag; § 2. It shall be the duty of the Commissioners of the Central Park to devote said Park, on the Fourth day of July next, to the erection of poles (or polls) for the purpose of enabling voters to grab from the grab-bag. § 3. HORACE GREELEY, PETER COOPER, the Rev. Dr. THOMPSON, DANIEL DREW, and REDDY THE BLACKSMITH, are hereby constituted Inspectors and Canvassers for the grabbers. § 4. It shall be the duty of the said inspectors to prepare a registry-list of all the persons intending to grab, who are required to serve a notice of intention through the post-office upon REDDY THE BLACKSMITH, the Chairman. DANIEL DREW is to provide funds wherewith to pay the postage. |
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