Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 01, April 2, 1870 by Various
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§ 5. The registry-list shall be alphabetically prepared, and the number of chances shall be determined by dividing the number of grabbers by the number of offices. § 6. The grabbers shall be selected by lot. § 7. The lots shall be drawn by REDDY THE BLACKSMITH from his own hat, his eyes wide open, while every other inspector, and the voters, shall be blindfolded with newspapers from the files of the _Christian Union_; whereupon, as the names of the fortunate grabbers are called, each one shall proceed to the grab-bag and grab his office. § 8. There shall be no repeaters of the process. § 9. The persons thus grabbing offices shall be then and there, by the Inspectors, declared duly elected to the offices grabbed, for life. § 10. Any vacancy occurring by assassination shall be immediately filled by the Inspectors appointing the assassin. § 11. Every person owning real estate on the Island shall contribute one ninety-ninth part of his income to the said grab-bag. On the following Christmas, in the presence of the grab income-bents of offices, the Inspectors shall proceed to divide the proceeds of these taxable contributions, and one half of these proceeds shall be equally divided among the grab income-bents of offices. The other half shall be devoted to paving every conceivable surface of the city with wooden pavement. § 12. Owners of real estate in the city of New York are hereby allowed |
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