Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, January 22, 1919 by Various
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My butcher was extremely gruff, And sold me--oh, such horrid stuff; But I observe, since Peace began, Some traces of a better man. I find my grocer hard to please In little things like jam or cheese; Now that the men are coming back His scowl, I think, is not so black. My coalman is a haughty prince No tears could move or facts convince; But tyrants topple everywhere And he too wears a humbler air. My milkman was a man of wrath As he came down the garden path; But, since the Hohenzollern fell, I find him almost affable. And what is this? My greengrocer (A most determined character) Approaches--'13 style--to say, "What can I do for you to-day?" * * * * * "GERMAN CONSTITUTION. |
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