Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, December 12, 1917 by Various
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Neither of us was satisfied with his tee shot at the next hole. I
picked my ball out of a gorse-bush, and Haynes rescued his from a drain. Then we strolled amicably towards the third tee. Our caddies, unused to such methods, followed reluctantly. "Was that 'ole 'alved, too, Sir?" piped Mabel with anxious interest. "It's a nice point. I hardly know. Why?" She hung her head and blushed. A sudden suspicion struck me. "Mabel," I said sternly, "are you--_can_ you be--_betting_ on this game?" "Yes, Sir," she answered with a touch of defiance. "Boys always does." I told Haynes, who appeared profoundly shocked. "Good G----! I mean, _Mon dieu!_" he exclaimed. "What are we doing?" "Surely you can't hold us responsible? The child's parents ..." "I don't mean _that_, you ass. Here we have the innocent public putting its money on our play, and we're treating the whole thing as a joke. This has got to be a match, after all. A woman's fortune hangs upon the issue--doesn't it, Lucy?" "Yes, Sir," she answered without comprehension. From this point the game became a grim struggle. I won the third hole |
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