Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, December 12, 1917 by Various
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in seventeen, but Haynes took the fourth in nineteen to my twenty-two.
At the fifth I noticed a pond guarding the green. I carefully circumvented this with my faithful putter and holed out in my smallest score of the round so far. "Hi!" shouted Haynes. "How many?" He had been having a little hockey practice by himself in the rough, and was now preparing to play an approach shot across the pond. "Twelve!" "Then I've this for the hole," he yelled, and topped his ball gently into the water ... So it went on--what the papers call a ding-dong struggle. Suffice it to say that at the twelfth I was dormy one and in a state of partial collapse. The thirteenth is a short hole. You drive from a kind of pulpit, and the green is below you, protected by large stiff-backed bunkers like pews. "Last hole, thank Heaven," panted Haynes. "I couldn't bear much more. I'm all of a dither as it is." Mabel, twittering with excitement, teed up. I looked at the green lying invitingly below and took that gigantic putter. The ball, struck with all my little remaining strength, flew straight towards the biggest bunker, scored a direct hit on the top of it, bounced high in |
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