_3rd Teacher_:
Wait. For I led him such a life
He could not stand me as a wife;
Last Michaelmas, he ran away.

_Board_:
Her husband hates her, Hip, hurray!

_Chorus by Board_:
Now we have found
Without a doubt,
By process sound
And well thought out,
Each candidate
Is fit in truth
To educate
The mind of youth.
No teacher need apply to us
Whose married life's harmonious.

(_Curtain_.)




The Unconscious Suffragists


"They who have no voice nor vote in the electing of representatives do