Company._) Here, you pampered useless idiots--bolt!

[They bolt.

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A CUTTING (transplanted from the advertisements in the _Belfast
News-Letter_):--

WANTED, A PARROT: one brought up in a respectable family, and
that has not been taught naughty words or bigoted expressions,
preferred.--Apply by letter, stating price, &c.

"Preferred!" What sort of a Parrot had they been previously accustomed
to at that house?

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