Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, August 23, 1890 by Various
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FLO.) Well, her brother was on board the steamer he went in.
_Polly_. It's all right, FLO, ain't it? so long as it wasn't Miss LAVENDER herself! (_To Mr. H._) I say, ain't you got a moustarsh comin'! _Mr. H._ (_wounded for the third time_). That'll do. I'm off this time! [_The devoted ALF once more prepares for departure._ _Polly_. All right! Tell us where you'll be, and we may come and meet you. I daresay we shall find you by the Outer Circle,--where the children go when they get lost. I say, ERNIE, look what a short frock that girl's got on. _Mr. H._ (_lingering undecidedly_). I don't want to look at no girls, I tell you. _Polly_. What, can't you see _one_ you like,--not out of all this lot? _Mr. H._ Not one. Plenty of 'ARRIETS! [_Scornfully._ _Flo._ Ah! and 'ARRIES too. There's a girl looking at you, ERNIE; do turn round. _Mr. H._ (_loftily_). I'm sure I shan't look at _her_, then. I expected a cousin of mine would ha' turned up here by now. _Polly_. I wish he'd come. P'raps I might fall in love with him,--who knows?--or else FLO might. |
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