Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, August 23, 1890 by Various
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page 15 of 49 (30%)
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_Mr. H._ Ah! he's a reg'lar devil, I can tell you, my cousin is. Why,
I'm a saint to _'im!_ _Polly_. Oh, I daresay! "Self-praise," you know! _Mr. H._ (_with a feeling that he is doing himself an injustice_). Not but what I taught him one or two things he didn't know, when he was with me at Wandsworth. (_Thinks he won't go until he has dropped one more hint about Australia._) As to Ostralia, you know, I've quite made up my mind to go out there as soon as I can. I ain't _said_ nothing, but I've been meaning it all along. They won't mind my going at home, like they did ARTHUR's, eh? _Flo_ (_in a tone of cordial assent_). Oh no, of _course_ not. It isn't as if you were 'im, _is_ it? _Mr. H._ (_disappointed, but still bent on asserting his own value_). You see, I'm independent. I can always find a berth, _I_ can. I don't believe in keeping on anywhere longer than I'm comfortable. Not but what I shall stick to where I am a bit longer, because I've a chance of a rise soon. The Guv'nor don't like the man in the Manchester department, so I expect I shall get his berth. I get on well with the Guv'nor, you know, and he treats us very fair;--we've a setting-room to ourselves, and we can come and set in the droring-room of a Sunday afternoon, like the family; and I often have to go into the City, and, when I get up there, I can tell yer, I-- _Flo_ (_suddenly_). Oh! there's Mother! I must go and speak to her a minute. Come, POLLY! |
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