Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, October 11, 1890 by Various
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_Surveyor_ (_looking somehow disappointed_). Very sorry, of course, but you see what must be must. _Builder_ (_sadly_). Yes, yes, no doubt. Well (_brightening_), anyhow, we may as well step over to the "Crown and Thistle," and crack a bottle of champagne. _Surveyor_ (_also brightening_). Well, ours is a dusty job, and I don't care if I do. [_They do so. Surveyor drinks his full share of Heidsieck, and smokes a cigar of full size and flavour. He and Builder exchange reminiscences concerning past professional experiences, the "tricks of trade," diverse devices for "dodging the Act," &c., &c. Surveyor explains how stubborn builders ("not like you, you know"), who don't do the thing handsome, often suffer by having to run themselves to expenses that might have been avoided--and serve 'em right too! Also, how others, without a temper above "tips," and of a generally gentlemanly tone of mind, save themselves lots of little extras, which, maybe, the letter of the law would exact, but which a Surveyor of sense and good feeling can get over, "and no harm done, neither, to nobody." As the wine circulates, it is noticeable that good-fellowship grows almost boisterous, and facetiousness mellows into chuckling cynicism of the winking, waggish, "we all do it" sort._ _Surveyor_ (_tossing off last glass, and smacking his lips_). Well, well, the best of friends must part, and I guess I must be toddling. |
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