Members of the Council will be held to-morrow (Saturday), at 3
o'clock p.m., in Spring Gardens (Fortuneswell) for the purpose
of selecting a site for the Telegraph Post."

"With effect from 1st January, 1914" (says the Army Order)
"rewigging of gun sponges will be done by the Ordnance
Department instead of locally as at present."

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"Inman was seen to greater advantage at yesterday afternoon's
session in this match of 18,000 up, in Edinburgh, than on
any previous day of the match, scoring 1,083 while Aiken was
aggregating the mentally afflicted."--_Nottingham Guardian_.

One must amuse oneself somehow while the other man is at the table.

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[Illustration: A SEA-CHANGE.

TORY CHORUS (_to WINSTON_). "YOU'VE MADE ME LOVE YOU; I DIDN'T WANT TO
DO IT."]

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[Illustration: _Amiable Uncle_ (_doing some conjuring to amuse the
children_). "SEE, HERE I HAVE A BILLIARD BALL--I AM GOING TO TURN IT
INTO SOMETHING ELSE."