Get Next! by Hugh McHugh
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over-skirts.
It reminded me of the way our dog digs up the vegetables in the garden. I enjoyed the excitement of the game for about ten minutes and then I said to the clerk behind the counter who was refereeing the match, "Can you tell me where I can buy a sterling silver birthday present for my wife which I could use afterwards as a night key or a bath sponge?" "Fifth floor; to the rear; take the elevator!" said the clerk. On the fifth floor I went over to a table where a young lady was selling "The Life and Libraries of Andrew Carnegie" at four dollars a month and fifty cents a week, and in three years it is yours if you don't lose the receipts. She gave me a glad smile and I felt a thrill of encouragement. "Excuse me," I said, "but I am looking for a birthday present for my wife which will make all the neighbors jealous, and which I can use afterwards as an ash-receiver or a pocket flask." The young lady cut out the giggles and pointed to the northwest. I went over there. To my surprise I found another counter. |
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