Good Stories from the Ladies' Home Journal by Various
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"Well," said the old lady meditatively, "you may bring me a ham
sandwich and a cup of tea, please." _The Parson and the "Light"_ A parson had had a call from a little country parish to a large and wealthy one in a big city. He asked time for prayer and consideration. He did not feel sure of his light. A month passed. Some one met hie youngest son. "How is it, Josiah; is your father going to B------?" "Well," answered the youngster judicially, "paw is still prayin' for light, but most of the things is packed." _Turn About is Fair Play_ Last Christmas a middle-aged tinplate-worker married a widow whose acquaintance he had made but a few weeks before while working some little distance away from home. "Sarrah," he said nervously, after the guests had departed, "I 'ave a weddin' present for ye." "What is it, John?" said Sarrah with a smirk. "I 'ope ye won't be 'fended, Sarrah," said John, more agitated than |
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