Good Stories from the Ladies' Home Journal by Various
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"I only wanted to say," continued the minister, "that I use the milk for drinking purposes exclusively, and not for christening." _Nothing if Not Polite_ An interested visitor who was making the final call in the tenement district, rising, said: "Well, my good woman, I must go now. Is there anything I can do for you?" "No, thank ye, mem," replied the submerged one. "Ye mustn't mind it if I don't return the call, will ye? I haven't any time to go slummm' meself." _Her Little Game_ As a married couple were walking down one of the main thoroughfares of a city the husband noted the attention which other women obtained from passers-by, and remarked to his better half: "Folks never look at you. I wish I had married some one better looking." The woman tartly replied: "It's your fault. Do you think a man will |
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