Good Stories from the Ladies' Home Journal by Various
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_Tweedledum or Tweedledee_ Joseph Chamberlain was the guest of honor at a dinner in an important city. The Mayor presided, and when coffee was being served the Mayor leaned over and touched Mr. Chamberlain, saying, "Shall we let the people enjoy themselves a little longer, or had we better have your speech now?" _It Was Mary's Own Idea_ "Did you mail my letter, Mary?" asked her mistress. "It was an important one, you know." "Yis, mum, indeed I did." "But why have you brought back the two cents I gave you for the stamp?" "Sure, I didn't have to use it, mum," replied Mary. "I slipped th' letther into th' box whin nobody was lukin'." _He Couldn't Very Well_ A husband was being arraigned in court in a suit brought by his wife |
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