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More Goops and How Not to Be Them by Gelett Burgess
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Of the easy-chair;
Raisins in the sofa--
How did they get there?
The little Goop who's greedy
Does it every day,
Like a little puppy,
Hiding bones away!




[Illustration]

[Illustration: Exaggeration]


_EXAGGERATION_


Don't try to tell a story
To beat the one you've heard;
For if you try, you're apt to lie,
And _that_ would be absurd!

Don't try to be more funny
Than any one in school;
For if you're not, they'll laugh a lot,
And think you are a fool!


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