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[Illustration: Noise! Noise! Noise!]


_NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!_


Do you slam the door?
Do you drag your feet?
Making noise enough for four
Hundred thousand Goops, or more,
Tearing up the street?

Clattering down the stairs,
Storming through the hall,
Pounding floors, upsetting chairs,
Do you think your father cares
For your noise, at all?




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[Illustration: Stealing Rides]