_Published September, 1903_

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Introduction Goop! Goop! Goop!
Window-Smoochers Visiting
A Low Trick Picking and Stealing
When to Go Loyalty
"Ain't" Indolence
Nell the Nibbler The Law of Hospitality
Justice The Flower Hospital
A Puzzle Puppy Goops
Frankness Exaggeration
The Duty of the Strong Noise! Noise! Noise!
Walking with Papa Stealing Rides
Piano Torture Untidy Goops
At Table A Goop Party