Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, February 28, 1891 by Various
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had been called to a circular, issued from Birmingham by the
Naturalists' Publishing Company, inviting applications for shares in "An Oological Expedition to the land of the Great Auk," meaning the Shetland Isles, and stating that, "if the season is a pretty fair one, a haul of at least twenty thousand eggs" of rare sea-birds might be expected.--_Daily Paper_.] The "Brum" and the Oologist Were walking hand in hand; They grinned to see so many birds On cliff, and rock, and sand. "If we could only get their eggs," Said they, "it would be grand." "If we should start a Company To gather eggs all day, Do you suppose," the former said, "That we could make it pay?" "We might," said the Oologist, "On the promoting lay!" "Then you've a tongue, and I a ship, Likewise some roomy kegs; And you might lead the birds a dance Upon their ugly legs; And, when you've got them out of sight, I'll steal their blooming eggs." "Oh, Sea-birds," said the Midland man, |
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