But I'm so proud to show it.
The weakness _you_ will understand
(Envious, and knows I know it!)

_Friendly Visitor_. Mothers must be as vigilant
As--say 'Bus-strikers' pickets.
It cries, dear! What does baby want?
(Half-starved, and has the rickets!)

_Fond Mother_. Which, think you, the best Infant's Food?
You see there are so many;
I know your judgment is so good!
(Not worth a single penny!)

_Friendly Visitor_. Well, dear, don't swaddle it too tight.
That ruins the digestion,
And--Forster's Food I've found work right.
(She'll relish _that_ suggestion!)

_Fond Mother_. Humph! Rather out of date, I fear!
You've slight experience--_lately_--
Next time you nurse you'll know, my dear!
(She'll like that home-thrust _greatly_!)

_Friendly Visitor_. Your nursing, dear, of course, is based
Upon my Nursery Manual.
The child looks _rayther_ peaky-faced.
(Not quite a hardy annual!)

_Fond Mother_. Think so? Look up, and laugh, my sweet,