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POLITICAL ASIDES;

OR, TRUTH IN PARENTHESES.

(_VERY FREELY ADAPTED FROM_ THOMAS HOOD.)

_Fond Mother_. I really take it vastly kind,
This visit, my dear creature!
A family likeness here you'll find.
(Like _hers_? Not in one feature!)

_Friendly Visitor_. Only too happy, I am sure,
To see the little darling,
Our family friendships _are_ so pure!
(They find effect in snarling.)

_Fond Mother_. Well, dear, with _your_ experience,
Your aid must be of value.
You've not yet given its help immense.
(Nor, if I know it, _shall_ you!)

_Friendly Visitor_. Ah! Good Nurse G-SCH-N, is she out,
That you the babe are dandling?
Sweet-tempered child and strong, no doubt!
(The brat wants careful handling.)

_Fond Mother_. G-SCH-N and D-KE are both at hand,