[Illustration: The Bee and Jupiter.]




The Lion and the Boar.


One Sunday, when the new administration had induced a general thirst, a
lion and a boar came at the same moment to a corner spring to drink.

"Have one with me," said the lion. "No, sir; this is on me," said the boar.
From words they came to blows, and while they were in the press of combat
the clock struck one A.M. and they had to go home cold-sober and disgusted.


IMMORAL:

Reform is just the thing for angels.

[Illustration: The Lion and the Boar.]




The Tiger and the Deer.


One day a tiger, who had grown remorseful over his murderous career,
resolved to turn over a new leaf and live on terms of friendly interest