Fables For The Times by H. W. Phillips
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with the other animals of the forest.
He started out on a campaign of pacification. The first animal he met was the deer, whom he addressed in the most courteous and beautiful of language, assuring him of his undying affection. "Bunco!" yelled the deer, as he skipped away from there at the rate of ten seconds in even time. IMMORAL: It is useless to attempt to gain the good-will of suspicious characters. [Illustration: The Tiger and the Deer.] The Old Man, His Son and the Ass. An old man and his little boy were once driving an ass to the market-place. "What's the matter with one of you riding?" said a passer-by. So the man put his boy on the ass and they went on. The next person they met said it was a shame to see a boy ride while an old man walked. The man lifted the boy off and got on himself. This also excited adverse comment, and the man took the boy up behind him. The next critic was a member of the S.P.C.A., and he upbraided them both roundly, saying that they would better carry the ass than he them. Thereupon they tied the ass's legs to a long pole and |
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