The Pleasures of a Single Life, Or, The Miseries of Matrimony by Anonymous
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Shun too, my Dear, the _Lewder Wits_ o' th' Town,
As watchfully as they'd avoid a Dun. For such a Man too soon wou'd let you see, _Lewdness_ and _Marriage_ do but ill Agree. Oft at the Theatre such Sparks I've seen, } With _Rakish Looks, half Drunk_, come Reeling in; } Tossing their _Wigs_, their _Backs_ against the Scene. } Regardless of the Play (a Mark of Wit) Bow to some Lewd Companion in the Pit. Take Snuff, fling round, in the Side-Box be seen, Whisper a Mask, and then Retire again, To some Lov'd _Tavern_, where's their chief Delight, } There in Debaucheries they spend the Night, } Then Stagger homeward by the Morning Light. } Thus the Extravagant squanders his Estate, Scarce e'er Consid'ring till it be too late: And then a _Wife_ must Cure the dang'rous Sore, A _Fortune_ too, his _Acres_ must Restore; The Woman Found, is by Addresses won; They're _married_: He's _profuse_, and she's _undone_. The Wound once heal'd, he soon forgets the Pain, And takes the Trade of _Lewdness_ up again: In Vicious Days and Nights his Life is spent; The _Pleasure_ his, but her's the _Punishment_; For now the Heav'n she Dreamt of, proves her Hell, Whose only _Fault_ was Loving him too well. Pensive all Day she sits; all Night alone; She does her slighted Love, but more his Loss bemoan. By kind Endearments Fraught with Innocence, |
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