the note is very untuneable. [_Exit._

_Touch._ Trip, AUDREY, trip, AUDREY,--I attend,--I attend!
[_Exeunt._

_Jaq._ (_appearing_). There is surely another political deluge forward, and
these motley would-be couples are seeking the official ark! [_Exit._

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[Illustration: _William_.... SIR M-CH-L H-CKS-B-CH. _Touchstone_.... J-HN
M-RL-Y. _Audrey_....THE AGRICULTURAL VOTE.

"AS _HE_'D LIKE IT."

SCENE--_The Forest of Ha(w)arden._

TOUCHSTONE. "I AM HE THAT MUST MARRY THIS WOMAN! THEREFORE, YOU CLOWN,
ABANDON THE SOCIETY OF THIS FEMALE;.... I WILL BANDY WITH THEE IN FACTION;
I WILL O'ERRUN THEE WITH POLICY; THEREFORE. TREMBLE, AND DEPART!"--_As You
Like It_, Act V., Scene 1.]

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THE TRUE TENNYSON.

We have all been startled to find from the researches of Mr. WOODALL in
_Notes and Queries_, that "Between the story sung by the Poet Laureate in
his romantic poem _The Lord of Burleigh_, and the actual fact, there seems
to be little in common." HENRY CECIL, Earl and afterwards Marquis of