_Subordinate_ (_returning_). Just heard from the Ladies, Gentlemen,
and they send their kindest regards, but they are out too!

_Acting Manager_ (_entering_). Well, how about the performance?

_Members of the Council_ (_together_). Oh, it's nearly arranged!

_Acting Man._ Well, if I might suggest, as a person of considerable
experience, it doesn't matter a jot whether you get a company together
or not.

_Members_ (_as before_). Why?

_Acting Man._ Because you won't get an audience!

[_Scene closes in upon farther consultation._

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[Illustration: MODEST AMBITION.

_The Squire_ (_to his Eldest Son, just home from the 'Varsity_).
"WELL, MY BOY, AND WHAT HAVE YOU SETTLED TO BE?"

_The Squire's Son_. "JUST A _PLAIN COUNTRY GENTLEMAN_ LIKE YOU,
FATHER!"]

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