Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, May 2, 1891 by Various
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_Brack_. Which accounts for the condition of my hat. (_Exhibiting it._) Look here--_riddled_! _Hedda_. Couldn't help myself. I am so horribly bored with TESMAN. Everlastingly to be with a professional person! _Brack_ (_sympathetically_). Our excellent TESMAN is certainly a bit of a bore. (_Looks searchingly at her_.) What on earth made you marry him? _Hedda_. Tired of dancing, my dear, that's all. And then I used TESMAN to take me home from parties; and we saw this villa; and I said I liked it, and so did he; and so we found some common ground, and here we are, do you see! And I loathe TESMAN, and I don't even like the villa now; and I do feel the want of an entertaining companion so! [Illustration: "I am a Norwegian literary man, and peculiar."] _Brack_. Try me. Just the kind of three-cornered arrangement that I like. Let me be the third person in the compartment--(_confidentially_)--the tried friend, and, generally speaking, cock of the walk! _Hedda_ (_audibly drawing in her breath_). I cannot resist your polished way of putting things. We will conclude a triple alliance. But hush!--here comes TESMAN. [_Enter GEORGE, with a number of books under his arm._ |
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