Punch, Or The London Charivari, Volume 102, January 23, 1892 by Various
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particular kind of hero myself!
_Culch._ (_breathing hard_). Your feelings have apparently undergone a sudden change--quite recently! _Miss T._ Well, no, the change dates back considerable--ever since we were at the Villa d'Este. Only, I like Mr. PODBURY pretty well, and I allowed he ought to have fair play, so I concluded I'd keep you around so you shouldn't get a chance of spoiling your perfectly splendid act of self-denial--and I guess I've _kept_ you around pretty much all the time! _Culch._ (_bitterly_). In other words, you have behaved like a heartless coquette! _Miss T._ You may put it at that if you like. Maybe it wouldn't have been just the square thing to do if you'd been a different sort of man--but you wanted to be taught that you couldn't have all the fun of flirtation on _your_ side, and I wasn't afraid the emotional strain was going to shatter you up to any serious extent. Now it's left off amusing me, and I guess it's time to stop. I'm as perfectly aware as I can be that you've been searching around for some way of getting out of it this long while back--so there's no use of your denying you'll be real enchanted to get your liberty again! _Culch._ I may return your charming candour by admitting that my--er--dismissal will be--well, not wholly without its consolations. _Miss T._ Then _that's_ all right! And if you'll be obliging enough to hunt up my Poppa and send him along, I guess I can dispense with your |
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