Punch, Or The London Charivari, Volume 102, January 23, 1892 by Various
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further escort, and you can commence those consolations right away.
_Culch._ (_alone_). The little vixen! Saw I was getting tired of it, and took care to strike first. Clever--but a trifle crude. But I'm free now. Unfortunately my freedom comes too late. PODBURY's _Titania_ is much too enamoured of those ass's ears of his--How the brute will chuckle when he hears of this! But he won't hear of it from _me_. I'll go in and pack and be off to-morrow morning before he's up! _Next Morning. In the Hall of the Grand Hotel Dandolo._ _The German Porter_ (_a stately person in a gold-laced uniform and a white waistcoat, escaping from importunate visitors_). In von momendt, Matam, I attend to you. You want a larcher roûm, Sare? You address ze manager, blease. Your dronks, Laties? I haf zem brod down, yes. _A Lady_. Oh, Porter, we want a gondola this afternoon to go to the Lido, and _do_ try if you can get us BEPPO--that _nice_ gondolier, you know, we had yesterday! _The Porter_. Ach! I do nod know _any_ nah-ice gondolier--zey are oal--I dell you, if you lif viz zem ade mons as me, you cot your troat--yes! _Another Lady_. Porter, can you tell me the name of the song that man is singing in the barge there? _Porter_. I gannot dell you ze name--pecause zey sing always ze same ting! |
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