The Fine Lady's Airs (1709) by Thomas Baker
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Annuity of Four: I love to Rake and Rattle thro' the Town, and each
Amusement, as it happens, pleases. The Ladies call me Mad Sir _Harry_, a Careless, Affable, Obliging Fellow, whom, when they want, they send for. I wear good Cloaths to 'Squire'em up and down; have Wit enough to Chat, and make'em Giggle, and Sense enough to keep their Favours secret--But from Romantick Love, Good Heav'n defend me. A Moment's Joy's not worth an Age's Courtship; and when the Nymph's Demure, and Dull and Shy, and Foolish and Freakish, and Fickle, there are Billiards at the _Smyrna_, Bowles at _Marybone_, and Dice at the _Groom-Porter_'s--Are you for the Noon-Park. _Col._ With all my Heart. Sir _Har._ There the _Beau-Monde_ appear in all their Splendour--Here, _Shrimp_, [_Enters._] entertain the _Collonel_'s Servant--An Hour hence you'll hear of us at _White_'s. [_Exeunt._ _Shr._ Mr. _Knapsack_, are you for a Dish of _Bohee_: My Master has been just drinking, and the Water boils-- [_Goes out, and returns with a Tea-Table._ _Knap._ Not to incommode you about it, Mr. _Shrimp_. _Shr._ Well, Mr. _Knapsack_, we brave _Britains_ conquer all before us: Why you have done Wonders this Campaign. _Knap._ Ay, Mr. _Shrimp_, the Name of an _English_ General Thunder-strikes the _French_, as much as it invigorates the Allies; for when he comes, he cuts you off Ten or Twenty thousand, with the same Ease as a Countryman wou'd mow down an Acre of Corn; tho', after all, I was in some pain for our Forces, not being able to do 'em any personal Service; for you must |
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