Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, January 31, 1917 by Various
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_A room in Mary Gray's flat in the West End, August, 1914._ _There is a door_ R., _leading into the hall. There is also a door_ L., _but it only leads into a cupboard that_ Mary _really needs._ Marmaduke Beltravers, _a well-dressed man of thirty-five, is standing by a small table pressing his suit_ (_his matrimonial suit, of course_), _but without success. His bold black eyes are flashing._ Mary's _lovely face (_by an ingenious manipulation of the limelight_) is quivering._ _Marmaduke Beltravers_ (_hoarsely_). I have laid at your feet my hand, my heart and my flourishing business, and thus--thus I am supplanted by that puling saint, George Jeffreys. A-ha! [_Gnaws his moustache._ _Enter_ George Jeffreys, _an English gentleman._ _George Jeffreys_ (_furiously_). You here? You hound! You blackguard! You ... _Mary_ (_realising that this is going to be no place for a lady_). The butcher--know his ring. [_Exit by door_ R. _G.J._ (_pointing fiercely to cupboard_). Go! _M.B._ (_going_). Bah! You triumph now, but my day will dawn yettah. (_Starts._) What was that? _Newsboy_ (_outside_). War with Germany! War with Germany! |
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