Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, January 31, 1917 by Various
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_G.J._ War? Then I am a pauper. [_He does not say how, but presumably he knows best._ _M.B._ (_ceasing to go_). My day has dawned _now_. _G.J._ How so? _M.B._ Your conscience calls you, does it not, to enlist? (George _nods._) I have no conscience. While you fight I shall continue to press my suit. _G.J._ (_despairingly to himself_). Alas! what chance will that sweet girl have against his dark saturnine beauty and his wealth? (_Aloud, hopefully, as a thought strikes him_) But stay--war with Germany--perhaps you are a pauper also? _M.B._ Not I, indeed. I am a maker of munitions. A-ha! [_Twirls his moustache._ _G.J._ (_losing his temper_). Cur! [_Exit, to enlist, into cupboard. Before he has time to realise his mistake the curtain falls._ ACT II. _Hyde Park, August, 1915._ _A dozen energetic supers, by being extremely glad to see one another very many times, are creating the illusion of a gay and fashionable throng. Enter_ Marmaduke Beltravers _with_ Mary. _She is distraite._ |
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