(XI.) What would be your correct procedure on receiving a simple direction
to "The Palace" from--

(a) The PRIME MINISTER?
(b) The Bishop of LONDON?
(c) Any Second-Lieutenant?

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[Illustration: _Old Lady_ (_buying records to send to France--to assistant
in Gramophone Department_).

"IF THAT ONE IS THE SONG CALLED, 'THERE'S A SHIP THAT'S BOUND FOR BLIGHTY,'
I'LL TAKE IT. BUT WILL YOU FIRST LET ME KNOW IF IT CONTAINS ANY INFORMATION
WHICH COULD BE OF ADVANTAGE TO THE ENEMY?"]

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A PROPHET OF EVIL.

"SIR EDWARD CARSON ON THE ADMIRALTY'S NEW FIGHTING POLICY.

'IT CAN AND WILL BE DEFEATED.'"--_Headlines in_ "_The Daily
Chronicle_."

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From an official circular relating to the British Industries Fair:--

"Information regarding the best means of reaching the Fair from all