Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, June 25, 1892 by Various
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experiments of an analytical character. He asked me if I had a doll,
and I suppose he referred to the old lay-figure that I was wont to sketch before I took to studying from the nude. And now you will ask, why I am writing to you, when both you and I are so busy--when we are both preparing for matriculation? When we have so little spare time at our disposal? I will tell you. The fact is, he accuses me of ignorance in the biographical section of my studies. He gave me the history of a gentleman who used a blue dye for his moustache and murdered his wives with impunity. Then he related the adventures of a lady who slept for a hundred years from the wound of a spinning needle. I had to confess (although a constant reader of the _Lancet_) I had never heard of the case before. Then he recounted the adventures of a traveller who seems to have had a life of considerable interest. This person obtained quite a number of diamonds, with the assistance of a huge bird called a Roc. Then he had much to say about a dwarf who defeated (in really gallant style) several men of abnormally large stature. He laughed when I had to confess that I had never heard of these people before. He gave me their names. The wife-slaughterer was called _Bluebeard_; the lady who slumbered for a hundred years, _The Sleeping Beauty_ (I suppose she preferred to keep her anonymity); the traveller's name was _Sindbad_, and the dwarf was _Jack the Giant-Killer_. Have you heard of any of these people? Your affectionate Cousin, MARY. LETTER II. (_Reply to Same, from Miss Rosa Blackbord._) |
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