Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, June 25, 1892 by Various
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_Algebra Lodge._ MY DEAR MARY, As you are many weeks my junior (to be precise, exactly two months), I hasten to answer your letter. I have searched all my Biographical Dictionaries, but cannot find the people of whom you are in search. As for myself, I have never heard of _Bluebeard_, know nothing of _The Sleeping Beauty_, and am sceptical of the existence of _Sindbad_ and _Jack the Giant-Killer_. Like _Mrs. Prig_, who doubted the existence of _Mrs. Harris_, "I don't believe there were no such persons." By the way, you ought to read DICKENS. He is distinctly funny, and I can quite understand his amusing our grandmothers. I generally turn to his works after a long day with HOMER or EURIPIDES. Your affectionate Cousin, ROSA. * * * * * "NE PLUS ULSTER."--Decidedly, Ulster can't go beyond "its last," or rather, its latest, most utter utterances. So far, "words, words, words;" but from words to blows there is a long interval, especially when their supply of breath having been considerably exhausted, there is not much to be feared from their "blows." However, so far, the men with Ulsterior views have been patted on the back by the _Times_, and "approbation from Sir HUBERT STANLEY is praise indeed." Yet, had the meeting been of Nationalists! "But," as Mr. KIPLING's phrase goes, "that is another story." For, from the _Times_ leader-writer's point of view, "that in the Orangeman's but a choleric word which in the |
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