Last year (its memory still is green) O
How WILLIAM loved his precious TINO!
He talked about our family ties
And sent me such a lot of spies.
But since his foes began to squeeze
My guns inside the Peloponnese
His interest in me has ceased;
I do not like it in the least.

MEHMED.

I lent him troops when things were slack,
And now the beast won't pay 'em back.
He never mentions any "line"
Of HINDENBURG'S in Palestine.
I cannot sleep; I get such frights
During these dark Arabian Nights.
But he--he doesn't care a dem.
O Allah! O Jerusalem!
O.S.

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"THE ONE NEW SPRING FASHION.

Every woman who wants the most economical new garment, should buy
to-morrow's DAILY SKETCH."--_Evening Standard._

It sounds cheap, but would it wear?