Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, July 9, 1892 by Various
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_A Poetical Lady._ What strange wild singing it is, JOHN! There's something so creepy about it, somehow. _John_ (_a prosaic but frivolous person_). There is, indeed. It explains _one_ thing I never quite understood before, though. _The Poetical Lady._ I thought it would impress you--but what does it explain? _John._ The reason why the buffalo in those parts has so entirely died out. _A Rigid Matron_ (_during the Emigrant Train Scene_). I don't care to see a girl ride in that bold way myself. I'm sure it _must_ be so unsexing for them. And what _is_ she about now, with that man? They're actually having a duel with knives--on _horseback_ too! not at _all_ a nice thing for any young girl to do. There! she's pulled out a pistol and shot him--and galloped off as if nothing had happened! I have always heard that American girls were allowed a good _deal_ of liberty--but I'd really no idea they went as far as this! I should be sorry indeed to see any girl of _mine_ (_here the glances instructively at three dumpy and dough-faced Daughters_) acting in that forward and _most_ unfeminine manner. (_Reassuringly._) But I'm very sure there's no fear of _that_, is there, dears? [_The Daughters repudiate with gratifying unanimity any desire to shoot gentlemen on horseback._ _A Bloodthirsty Boy_ (_as the hostile Indians attack the train_). Will |
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