Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, July 9, 1892 by Various
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page 13 of 41 (31%)
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Arena, uttering little puppy-like barks._
_An Artistic Lady_ (_shuddering_). Look at that creature with a raw pink body, and a pea-green face--it's too _frightful_, and such _crude_ yellows! I _wish_ they could be taught to paint themselves some _decent_ colour! _Her Sister._ Really, dear, as far as _decency_ is concerned, I don't exactly see what difference the mere _colour_ would make. _Her Husband._ That isn't quite what EMILY meant. She'd like to enamel 'em all in Art shades and drape Liberty scarves round 'em, like terra-cotta drainpipes or wicker-chairs--eh, EMILY? _Emily_ (_loftily_). Oh, my dear HENRY, I wasn't speaking to _you_. I know what a contempt you have for all that makes a home beautiful! _Henry._ Meaning Indians? My love, I respect them and admire them--at a distance; but, plain _or_ coloured, I cannot admit that they would be decorative as furniture--even in _your_ drawing-room! [_EMILY endures him in silence._ _Orator._ A party of Women of the Ogallalla Tribe! [Illustration: "I am perfectly aware of _that_, Euphemia!"] [_Three mounted Indian ladies in blankets--walk their horses slowly round the Arena, crooning "Aye-eia-ha-ya-hee-hi-ya!" with every sign of enjoying their own performance._ |
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