Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, May 2, 1917 by Various
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C.C. on the site of the now camp, surrounded by confusion and an angry
crowd of experts. There had been words and more words; there had only just not been blows, and all with regard to this wretched and incessant subject of April 7th. The C.C., never broad-minded on the point, had become positively ridiculous and tiresome about that irrevocable date, April 7th. It was a dull subject in any case, said the experts, but in the circumstances it was inane and cruel to go on insisting on it. R.E., Lorries, Signals and all their suites, not having been on too friendly terms among themselves these latter days, were fast becoming united in their intense loathing of the C.C. and his everlasting and impossible April 7th. At this moment the Highest Authority itself arrived on the scene to have a look at it. He was not in the least discontented with what he saw; he was inclined to congratulate the experts upon their expedition. "We shall be hard put to it, Sir," said the C.C., "to be ready for to-morrow." "To-morrow?" said the Highest Authority. "Why to-morrow particularly?" "To-morrow is the 7th, Sir," said the C.C., with sinister emphasis. "And what about it if it is?" asked the Highest Authority. "We have to move in here on April 7th, Sir," said the C.C., with almost an injured note in his voice. "Have you?" said the Highest Authority. "Why?" |
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