Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, August 27, 1892 by Various
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[_The Sibyl receives this tribute with a smile._
_The Sp. G._ (_appearing on the Stage as Showman_). Now, Ladies and Gentlemen! (_There is one Lady present, who stands at the side, by way of indicating that she declines to give the proceedings any moral support whatever._) You all know that Adepts have the power of disintegrating material objects and re-integrating them when they please. I have here a hollow mask. (_He exhibits a Pantomime demon head._) I place it upon the roof of this cabinet, which as you perceive is empty. I raise it--and underneath you will see materialised a wonderful young lady who consists of a head and nothing else. (_He discovers the head of a very human young person with short curly hair._) Now those of you who are unmarried would find this young lady an admirable wife for a man of small income, for, having no body, she will cost him nothing whatever for her food or frocks. _The C.C._ (_with a touch of cynicism_). She'd make it up in 'ats and bonnets, though; trust _'er_! _The Showman_. She is extremely sweet-tempered; and, when she observes a number of good-looking gentlemen in the front row, as there are to-night, she will smile affectionately at them. [_The Head gives a very practical confirmation of this assertion, and the Lady in the corner sniffs with strong disapproval._ _The C.C._ 'Ere, I say--where's my friend? I want to take my 'ook out o' this--the young Lady's 'ed is a smilin' at me, and it ain't _good_ enough, yer know--she's left too much of herself at 'ome to suit _me_! |
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