Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, August 27, 1892 by Various
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_The Showman_ (_after extinguishing the Head, which is giggling helplessly, in the Mask_). Now this other, young Lady, Mlle. SCINTILLA, known to her friends as "SPARKS," is equally wonderful in her way. It may surprise you when I inform you--(_here he puts his arm affectionately round the Sibyl's neck_)--that, beautiful as she is, she has never been kissed in her whole life! _The C.C._ (_with chivalrous indignation_). What? Ere, if _that's_ all!-- [_He intimates, in pantomime, his perfect readiness to repair this omission at once._ _The Showman_. This is owing to the fact that she is impregnated with electricity to such an extraordinary degree, that any contact with her lips will produce a shock which would probably prove fatal! _The C.C._ Oh, where _is_ that friend o' mine? (_To the Sibyl_.) I come out without my lightnin' conductor this evenin', Miss; but I've got a friend somewhere in 'ere as 'll be 'appy to represent me. [_The Tall Nonentity tries to efface himself, but is relieved to find that the Sibyl does not take the offer seriously._ _The Showman_. As a proof that I am not speaking without foundation, this young lady will allow you to feel her hands, when you will at once become aware of the electric current. [_The Sibyl leans across the barrier, and tenders a decidedly pretty palm for public pressure, but there is the usual reluctance at first to embrace the opportunity. |
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