"Sure," replied the Lawyer. "He can stay single or stay married."




ALPHABET


MOTHER (who is teaching her child the alphabet)--"Now, dearie, what
comes after 'g'?"

THE CHILD--"Whiz!"--_Judge_.




ALTERNATIVES


_See_ Choices.




AMBITION


Every normal man has two great ambitions. First, to own his home.
Second, to own a car to get away from his home.