"Nobody drives it. We coax it."


"We deny ourselves much. I am saving to build a house."

"Is your wife cheerful about it?"

"Oh, yes. She thinks we're saving for an automobile."


SHE--"Tell me, is an F.O.B. Detroit a reliable car?"


"I have never owned any automobiles," said the man who hadn't yet paid
for his home, "but I can say one thing in praise of them."

"What is that?" inquired Henderson.

"They have made mortgages respectable."--_Judge_.


"I see Smith is building a garage. When did he get a car?"

"He hasn't got one yet, but he's got an option on ten gallons of
gasoline."


An irate customer complained to her butcher about finding pieces of
rubber in the sausage meat and demanded an explanation. The butcher