Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, October 8, 1892 by Various
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give him?
_A Voice_. Stomach-ache! [_This suggestion, however, is so coyly advanced that it fortunately escapes notice._ _Hyp._ Tooth-ache? Very good--we will give him tooth-ache. [_The Audience receive this with enthusiasm, which increases to rapturous delight when Mr. MIDGELLY's cheek begins to twitch violently, and he nurses his jaw in acute agony; the tooth-ache is then transferred to another victim, who writhes in an even more entertaining manner, until the unhappy couple are finally relieved from torment._ _A Spect._ Well, it's better nor any play, this is--but he ought to ha' passed the toothache round the lot of 'em, just for the fun o' the thing! _Mrs. Midgelly_. I should ha' thought there was toothache enough without coming here to get more of it, but so long as MIDGELLY's enjoyin' himself, _I_ shan't interfere! [_The Hypnot. has impressed his subjects with the idea that there is an Angel at the other end of the hall, and they are variously affected by the celestial apparition, some gazing with a rapt grin, while others invoke her stiffly, or hail her like a cab. Mr. MIDGELLY alone exhibits no interest._ |
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