Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, October 8, 1892 by Various
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_Mr. Budkin_ (_to Mrs. M._). Your 'usband don't seem to be putting
himself out, Angel or no Angel. _Mrs. M._ (_complacently_). He knows too well what's due to _me_, Mr. BUDKIN. _I'm_ Angel enough for him! _Hyp._ I shall now persuade this Gentleman that there is a beautiful young lady in green at the door of this hall. (_To Mr. M._) Do you see her, Sir? _Mr. M._ (_rising with alacrity_). I do. Lovely creature! [_He suddenly snatches up a decanter of water, and invites his invisible charmer, in passionate pantomime, to come up and share it with him--to the infinite delight of the Audience, and disgust of his Wife._ AFTER THE PERFORMANCE. _Mr. Midgelly_ (_as he rejoins his Wife_). I felt the influence more strongly to-night than what I have yet; and the Professor says, if I only keep on coming up every night while he's here, I shall soon be completely susceptible to--Why, whatever's the matter, my dear? _Mrs. M._ Matter! You're quite susceptible enough as it is; and, now I know how you can go on, you don't catch me letting _you_ get 'ipnotised again. You and your young lady in green indeed! _Mr. M._ (_utterly mystified_). Me and my--I don't know what you're alluding to. It's the first _I've_ heard of it! |
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