Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, May 23, 1917 by Various
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page 34 of 52 (65%)
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The heat got slowly comes to stay;
Patient for peace means firm in fight; And so their country still shall be Land of the Free. * * * * * "Remarkable scenes were witnessed at Exeter yesterday at the free distribution of 10,000 lbs. of potatoes in 5 lb. lots. Five thousand people obtained 5 lbs. each."--_Sunday Paper_. This result was obtained by the forethought of the distributors, who had the potatoes laid out on multiplication tables. * * * * * [Illustration: _Farmer_. "WHAT THE BLAZES ARE YOU DOING? AND WITH THEM 'ORSES STANDIN' HIDLE?" _Tommy_. "CLEANIN' ME BUTTONS. 'AVEN'T YOU NEVER BEEN A SOLDIER?"] * * * * * THE DOLLS THAT DID THEIR BIT. _"Je vous tends mon corbillon: qu'y met-on?"_ asked Jeanne, holding out her basket towards the first of her dolls seated in a semi-circle before her. Most of them were quite familiar with the game, but for the sake of a new-comer Jeanne had explained that each player must place in the basket some object the name of which ended with _on_, to |
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