Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, October 22, 1892 by Various
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the ingenious plea that he wishes to take some flowers up
to London, borrows a spade and pickaxe from TIM, to whom it appears he owes ninepence, which he promises--like the villain he is--to repay "the very next time he sees him in Church."_ _William_ (_going off with a flourish and a Shakspearian couplet_). My _mind's_ made up. Hence _all_ thoughts _that_ are good! Crimes _once_ commenced, _Must_. End in--blood! [_Act drop._ _A Female Spect._ They don't seem in no 'urry to come to th' Gho-ast part, seemin'ly. _Her Swain._ Ye wudn't have 'em do th' Gho-ast afoor th' Murder, wud ye? ACT II.--_The interior of the Red Barn. WILLIAM _discovered digging MARIA's grave in his shirt-sleeves, and thereby revealing that his shirt-front is as false as his heart. He announces that "Nothing can shake him, now, from his pre-determined purpose," and that "the grave gapes for its coming victim."_ _Enter MARIA, disguised in a brown bowler hat and a very tight suit of tweed "dittoes," in which she looks very like the "Male Impersonator" at a Music-hall. The Audience receive her with derision and the recommendation to go and get her hair cut._ _Maria_. Here am I in disguise at the Red Barn. And yet something seems to whisper to me that danger is near. WILLIAM, where, _where_ |
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