Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, October 22, 1892 by Various
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_William_ (_coming out of a corner_). 'Ere, MARIA, 'ere! (_Aside._) Now to 'url my victim to an early grave! (_Aloud._) 'Ave you obeyed my instructions and avoided notice? _Maria_. I have. Whenever I saw anyone approaching, I hid behind a hedge and ducked in the ditch. _William_ (_with sombre approval_). That was most discreet on your part, MARIA. No one saw you come in, and no one will ever see you go out. Be'old your open grave! [_After some pleading from MARIA, a desperate struggle takes place--that is, they catch one another's wrists, and walk up and down together. MARIA calls upon her Mother's spirit, whereupon a very youthful Angel is seen floating above the couple._ _The Female S._ (_triumphantly_). Theer now--theer ain't bin no murder yet, and theer's th' Gho-ast sure enough! _Swain_ (_who is not going to own that he is mistaken_). That ain't naw Gho-ast! _Female S._ What is it, then? _Swain._ Why, it's the "De-cep-ti-o Vissus," as was wrote up outside. [_The Guardian Angel vanishes; WILLIAM _gets a spade, and |
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