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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 158, March 17, 1920 by Various
page 26 of 58 (44%)
_To seek another Court._

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"Mme. Tetrazzini had not been heard in London for five years
and some little ooooooo aaaaaaaay shd cf cwyyy might have been
busy on her voice. Well, it has scarcely."--_South African
Paper_.

Her many admirers will be glad to know this.

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[Illustration: BEHIND THE SCENES IN CINEMA-LAND.

"HAND OVER YOUR MONEY!"

"CERTAINLY, MY GOOD MAN. NOW I DON'T WANT TO BE PERSONAL, BUT YOU'VE
GOT THE VERY FACE I WANT FOR MY NEW FILM, 'THE BAD MAN OF CRIMSON
CREEK.' I'LL GIVE YOU FIFTY POUNDS A WEEK FOR AN EXCLUSIVE CONTRACT.
CAN I TEMPT YOU?"]

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THE BOAT-RACE AGAIN.

In June, 1914, I took a house on the Thames, in order to make sure of
a good view of the Boat-Race; then a man threw a bomb at Serajevo and
ruined my plans. But now it is going to happen again. And instead of
fighting with a vast crowd at Hammersmith Bridge I shall simply walk
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