The Silly Syclopedia by Noah [pseud.] Lott
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### D: The letter of the alphabet which always runs fourth. ### * * * * * DAISY. A twin sister to a peach. See _Dream_. DAM. A species of floodgates. By adding the letter "n" the floodgates are loosened. DAMSEL. See Daisy. DARLING. See your best girl. DAFFY. See a doctor. [Illustration] DAWN. The cold, gray period immediately following a red-hot night. DELUDE. To take your wife by the hand and lead her away from the truth. [Illustration] DELUSION. Something which every man likes to hug--especially if she's pretty. |
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